2008-11-03

Bekahism #4

(After talking about the movie Aladdin)

Andrea: If you could have three wishes, what would you wish for?
Bekah: I would wish that I could go to the temple with a nice boy I found.

(Andrea swells with pride that Bekah has paid attention to the FHE lesson Seth gave an hour before.)

Andrea: What would your second wish be?
Bekah: That I could watch TV all day and not have to go to sleep.

(Andrea thinks, "That sounds like a three-year-old, all right.")

Andrea: And what would your third wish be?
Bekah: Ratadatdatdat.
Andrea: What?
Bekah: Ratadatdatdat.
Andrea: I don't understand you.
Bekah: "Ratadatdatdat" means 50 hundred twelveen nightlights. Twelveen is a REAL number!

(Andrea is utterly perplexed.)