2009-03-28

The Neverending Quilt Saga

Prepare yourself for an adventure of epic proportions ...

Once upon a time, I decided to make a denim quilt. I chose the overall size (twin). I chose the square size (6"). I chose the type of quilt (ragged edge).

Then I began cutting our old jeans apart.

Unless you've set out on this type of a quest yourself, you probably have no idea how many pairs of jeans it takes to make one quilt.

Truth is, I don't either. I lost track.

I tell you what, though. It takes more than you'd think. A lot more. Or, at least, it took a lot more than I thought it would. I cut apart every pair of old jeans we had, and I didn't even have half as many squares as I needed.

So I waited. And collected more worn-out jeans. And cut more squares. And saved them for when I'd have enough.

Fast forward to January 2009. I FINALLY had enough squares to start sewing things together. I picked out and bought flannel for the back of the quilt, cut all that into 6" squares, and began sewing. I zoomed through square after square, row after row. When everything was stitched together, I began snipping all the ragged edges so they would fray out.

As I sat on the couch in the family room, wearing calluses onto my hands from cutting through several layers of denim and flannel, Seth nonchalantly pointed out, "This one is coming apart."

I eyes swung from my task to where he had indicated. He was right. One of the seams was coming undone.

I carefully pinned it, thinking, "I'll fix that when I'm finished snipping."

Then I continued my work. To my horror, the anomaly Seth had pointed out was not, in fact, an anomaly. Several of my lines of stitches were coming undone.

I cried. It's true.

At that point, I decided to stop my snipping until all the necessary seams had been secured. Over the next several weeks (more like months, actually), I worked on sewing over those seams.

"How could this have happened?" I wondered. "Why are these all falling apart? What did I do wrong?!"

That's when I noticed the size of the stitches. They were huge. They were a size 5 stitch, which is supposed to be used only when basting fabric together.

I almost slapped my forehead. No wonder it was falling apart. How much of the quilt was sewn with a size 5 stitch? From all the work I had to do to fix it, I would guess about 80 percent.

So how did that happen? The 20 percent of squares that were sewn together with a size 2 stitch were all done correctly. How did the machine change stitch size?

I'm not going to point any fingers. But I will shamelessly post a picture:


After I looked over every seam and restitched the ones that needed it, I finally finished the snipping. Then I had to wash and dry the quilt, which, one Web site warned, could get very messy. I followed a suggestion and rubber-banded the end of a nylon stocking over the washing machine's drain tube to keep all the threads that would come loose from going into our septic system. Then I started the washer running and left.

Yes, the stitch size problem was totally not my fault. But I can't pin the blame on anyone else for leaving the washer unattended.

When I went back into the laundry room to pull the quilt out and put it in the dryer, I discovered a small lake on the floor. The nylon had done it's job--it stopped the threads from draining. Problem was, so many threads got caught in there that the water was forced out elsewhere.

It only took soaking four towels completely, emptying one huge bucket of water and letting the fan run for a full 24 hours to clean the mess up.

Whew. But it's finally done. And dang ... it looks pretty good.


And here's the fun thing about making a quilt from scraps: every piece has a history: (Click on it to see a larger version.)

2009-03-23

Imagine ...

Imagine waking up to a 3-year-old coming in your room at 3 a.m.

Imagine your husband getting up to see what the matter is.

Imagine hearing the 3-year-old throwing up followed by the husband picking her up and dashing into the bathroom.

Imagine having cream-colored carpet in your bedroom.

Imagine what color the throw-up would be if the 3-year-old had eaten spaghetti and drunk strawberry Crystal Light the night before.

Imagine how much time, elbow grease and chemicals would go into cleaning up the spaghetti sauce and strawberry juice throw-up from your cream-colored carpet.

Seth and I don't need to imagine such circumstances.

The one bright side of the whole incident is that Bekah wasn't really sick; she had just eaten too much spaghetti. We know this because while we were on our hands and knees cleaning up, she was jumping on our bed and saying things like, "Hey! What's all the commotion?" and "Daddy, don't you know that your body is a temple?" Not at all the way a sick 3-year-old would act.

Luckily for you, your imagination will have to suffice when it comes to picturing Bekah's technicolor yawn. We neglected to take pictures.

Sisters

I spied this scene yesterday and had to capture it.

Bekah had set up the rocking chairs next to the back door so the girls could watch the snow falling.

Their attention was drawn away due to the camera's flash.

Awww ... sweet sisters.

2009-03-17

Extreme Makeover: Grover Edition

NOTE: I do NOT, in any way, promote the dressing up and parading around of toddlers, preschoolers, schoolchildren, teenagers or even adults. That being said ...

Look at the fun I had at www.taaz.com! Sign up for a free account, and you can upload your own photos and give yourself (or the unsuspecting members of your family) a makeover, complete with new makeup and hairstyles.

Here's how our kids might look in 15 or 20 years (minus the baby faces, of course):

Bekah with electric magenta eye shadow.

Analee sporting the smoky eye.

And if that's not enough for you, here I am with an EXTREME makeover ... and how Seth might look if he were to dress in drag (he says he looks like the "chick in Hairspray"):

If you look closely enough, you can see all THREE colors of eye shadow.

He needs a little more foundation and concealer to cover up that five o'clock shadow.

Teeheehee! Good times. Yeah, I should definitely find more productive ways of spending an afternoon.

More evidence

So remember how I used to abhor pink? Check out the Easter dresses I made for the girls this year:

This is Bekah's, but Analee's is identical.

Pretty cute, I must admit. And I finished them a month early!

2009-03-13

A bump in the night

Those who know me know I love sleep. Love, love, love it. I love it enough that I sometimes resort to medicinal assistance in order to achieve an uninterrupted eight hours of slumber.

Who knows this the most? Seth, of course. He's watched the girls many-a-time when I couldn't stand up any longer and absolutely needed a nap. He's watched me pop my bedtime pills. He's rushed into a child's room in the middle of the night to prevent me from waking up because somebody's sleep was disturbed.

So what in the heck was he thinking the other night?!

Everything was normal at bedtime. We brushed teeth, washed faces, said prayers and read books. I began to feel sufficiently tired, so I turned down the light and closed my eyes.

I woke up in the middle of the night to this:

Seth (shaking me): Andrea! Wake up! You were, like, wigging out or something!
Andrea: What the ... ? Huh? I was what?
Seth (stroking my face): Shhh ... shhh. It's okay. It's okay.
Andrea: (Looking around confusedly.)
Seth: Oh ... wait. Maybe you weren't wigging out. Nevermind. (Rolls over and falls asleep within one minute.)

And there I was, lying awake, staring at the ceiling and trying to process what had occurred. Had I really been "wigging out"? If I had, why? If I hadn't, what had Seth been dreaming about that would make him think I had?

The next day, we discussed what had happened and laughed about it. (It was easier to laugh about it after I'd taken a nap to make up for my lost sleep time.) Seth told me he thought I was having a seizure or something, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't wake up that readily from a seizure. I told him he must have been totally mistaken. He told me he's not sure he was. (I did have some pretty strange dreams about channeling other people's personalities.) We're still not sure if I did, in fact, wig out.

Either way, I now know that I have Seth, Protector Against All Things Wiggy, on my side.

2009-03-09

Out of the mouth of babes

I've been super tag-happy on Facebook lately, and not wanting anyone else to miss out on the fun, I just had to include the latest tag on here. I think the answers are adorable; they show how much our girl loves her daddy.


Copy this note, ask your child the questions and write them down exactly how they respond.

Answered by Rebekah – Age 3 ½.

1. What is something dad always says to you?
I am a good girl.

2. What makes dad happy?
Me kissing him.

3. What makes dad sad?
When I don't kiss him.

4. How does your dad make you laugh?
Tickling!

5. What was your dad like as a child?
Me.

6. How old is your dad?
I don't know. How old? 26.

7. How tall is your dad?
He's about this tall (indicates his height by standing on the couch and raising her hand as high as she can).

8. What is his favorite thing to do?
How about we talk about his favorite song? I know what his favorite song is. “The Farmer and the Cow.”

9. What does your dad do when you're not around?
Goes to work.

10. If your dad becomes famous, what will it be for?
Me.

11. What is your dad really good at?
Helping with my computer.

12. What is your dad not very good at?
He's not very good at devouring.

13. What does your dad do for his job?
Go to work.

14. What is your dad's favorite food?
Macaroni and cheese.

15. What makes you proud of your dad?
I'm proud of him that he can cook.

16. If your dad were a cartoon character, who would he be?
Prince Eric. I would be Ariel.

17. What do you and your dad do together?
Clean up.

18. How are you and your dad the same?
We're not the same. The answer's wrong!

19. How are you and your dad different?
I'm different, so different from him, because I can do tricks.

20. How do you know your dad loves you?
Because he likes me a lot.

21. Where is your dad's favorite place to go?
To Jericho.

2009-03-05

Bekahism #12

Earlier this evening ...

Bekah: I'm a princess. Mommy, you're a queen.
Andrea: What does that make Daddy?
Bekah: The king.

A few minutes ago ...

Seth: Bekah, if you're a princess and I'm a king, what is our kingdom?
Bekah: Salt Lake.
Andrea: Can Ana be a duchess?
Bekah: No, Ana is a little sister poopsmith.