Looking at the title of this post, you might think I'm talking about potty training, stomach-related sickness in the family or your kid's first stitches. We've dealt with all of those in the past, and although none of them are fun, I'm talking about something completely different, yet inevitable if you have children.
Here's the story: Friday morning, I was doing my usual put-on-Dora-for-the-girls-so-I-can-have-a-few-minutes-to-myself-for-hygiene ritual when Ana came into the bathroom during my shower. She sounded upset (which is unusual when Dora is on), and she was coughing, which I thought was odd. But I couldn't hear/understand her over the sound of running water, so I quickly finished up, wrapped a towel around myself and stepped out.
I asked her again, "What's wrong?"
She proceeded to tell me that she had part of her Tinkerbell bracelet (that came with the playset she got for her birthday) up her nose.
Without thinking, I exclaimed, "Ana! We don't put things up our nose!"
A truly repentant Analee replied, "I'm sorry, Mama."
I quickly changed tactics. After all, does a three-year-old with a piece of plastic shoved into her sinus cavity really need a lecture?
I asked her to tilt her head up so I could see it, but without a flashlight, I couldn't. My mind raced. Would we have to go to the doctor? Should I get a light and some tweezers? But what if I hurt her by pushing it up farther?
Then I had a stroke of inspiration. "Which side is it stuck in?" I asked her. She indicated that it was her left. So I used my finger to push her right nostril closed and instructed her to blow.
She did, but all that came out was yellow and slimy and definitely not plastic.
I cleaned her up with some toilet paper and told her, "Blow hard!"
Out popped the half of a clasp that had been lodged in her nose. I heaved a huge sigh of relief.
I've heard countless anecdotes of kids getting various objects stuck up their noses. I figured it was just a matter of time before one of my girls had the same experience (which leads us back to the post's title). The only problem is I don't know how to prevent it from happening again; when I asked Ana how she got her bracelet stuck up her nose, she proclaimed, "I don't know! I just don't know!"
Yeah, right. Now we need to figure out how to prevent compulsive lying. That's another thing every mom dreads.