Earlier this evening ...
Bekah: I'm a princess. Mommy, you're a queen.
Andrea: What does that make Daddy?
Bekah: The king.
A few minutes ago ...
Seth: Bekah, if you're a princess and I'm a king, what is our kingdom?
Bekah: Salt Lake.
Andrea: Can Ana be a duchess?
Bekah: No, Ana is a little sister poopsmith.