Rude

The other day, Seth and I had the pleasure of eating at the Thai House in downtown I.F. 'Twas a delight. The dessert, on the other hand, was less delightful.

In Seth's fortune cookie, he received a typical (confusing and irrelevant) fortune:


I had the misfortune (ha!) of receiving this:


Was the waitress trying to crack a joke about my post-pregnancy pounds?