2009-04-21

Bekahism #13

Bekah: Mom, would you please pray to God and ask Him to move our house?
Andrea: (Positively baffled) Why do you want me to ask Him to move our house?
Bekah: So it can go up to heaven.
Andrea: That's not how we get to heaven, Bekah. We get to heaven by keeping the commandments and being nice to other people and choosing the right.
Bekah: (Exasperated) But, Mom! I keep the commandments and be nice to other people and choose the right ALREADY, and I'm still not in heaven!