Mud

When Grandma Scott tells you you can play with the hose if you keep it by the apple tree but you bend to the request of your little sister and put it by the dirt pile, madness ensues. (The following images were shot through the sliding glass door.)

It's almost impossible to tell, but Winnie is actually wearing leggings. I promise they're there under the mud.

Winnie was kind enough to share her mud with Miriam's backside.

Mud swimming.

Which, of course, is going to result in all the participants being hosed off.

Miriam, having less mud, endured the hosing well.

Winnie started out like this:

And ended up like this:

"How?" you ask? Because of this:

I regret nothing.