(at hunting camp)
Bekah: Daddy, I need to go potty.
Me: Ok, Bekah, I'll walk you up to the "potty tent." (the latrine)
Bekah: Daddy, why are there so many flies in the potty tent?
Me: Um, well, Bekah, it's because flies like poop.
Bekah: Well, they're going to love me!